I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot? I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I aaaaam Grooooooot!

Rocket...Translate for us?

Well he don’t know talking good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to I, and Am, AND Groot, exclusively in that order. But he said “This is an awesome bar soap that will transform the user into a Guardian of the Frickin’ Galaxy...only he didn’t say Frickin’. This has a sweet but strong scent of blood orange juice, ripe goji berry, salted driftwood, warm sand, and fresh grass.”  Ain’t nothing like this scoopable wax, ‘cept this bar soap.

TO USE: Lather responsibly!

Ingredients: Aqua, Sorbitol, Sodium Palm Kernelate, Sodium Stearate, Sodium Oleate, Sodium Chloride, Citric Acid, Sodium Citrate, Cosmetic Color, Cosmetic Glitter, Fragrance Oil.